Bitchin' Camaro - Chaos Rules version Available on: Chaos Rules - Live At The Trocadero (Restless, 1994) Original on: Big Lizard In My Backyard (Restless, 1985) Sung by: Rodney Anonymous (vocals, spoken) & Joe Jack Talcum (spoken) Length: 3:12

Lyrics: Isn't it great to see all these girls run up and kiss a 30 year old, fat, balding man? You know, when Frank Rizzo died, I thought I wasn't going to have anyone to make fun of anymore. But I didn't have to search far. Because now I like to make fun of Stephen Freind. Or as we like to call him, Mr. Illiterate-Product-Of-An-Incestuous-Relationship. You know, one thing my dad taught me was: it ain't much of a man who picks a fight with pregnant women. And that's basically what they're doing with women trying to get into abortion clinics. Oh, big man! You blocked a pregnant woman! Woo! This is my idea - I will fight Stephen Freind. The loser leaves the state of Pennsylvania. I think I can take the little weasel, too. Let some other state worry about him - ship him on out of here. When he flies on the plane away, they're gonna have to keep him down in the cargo with all the other pets, in one of those little doggy carriers. So, remember - Stephen Freind and me. It's going to better than this Holyfield fight comin' up. Stephen Freind and me duking it out, on Pay-Per-View! I'm not even gonna let him just hit the canvas, I'm gonna keep him up for while and duke him around a little bit. Joe: I'd like to go see that You would. You should come see it, I'm thinking about holding it down at the shore. Joe: Oh really, at the shore? But how would I get down there? You can get a car. (It's snowing on me (?)) Joe: (laughs) Uh, what kind of car should I get? You should probably get one of them there bitchin' Camaros. Bitchin' Camaro, Bitchin' Camaro! I ran over my neighbors Bitchin' Camaro, Bitchin' Camaro! Now I'm in all the papers My folks bought me a bitchin' Camaro With no insurance to match So if I happen to run you down Please don't leave a scratch I ran over some old lady One night at the county fair And I didn't get arrested Because my dad's the mayor Bitchin' Camaro, Bitchin' Camaro! Donuts on your lawn Bitchin' Camaro, Bitchin' Camaro! Tony Orlando and Dawn When I drive past the kids They all spit and cuss Cause I've got a bitchin' Camaro And they have to ride the bus So you'd better get out of my way When I come through your yard Cause I've got a bitchin' Camaro And an Exxon credit card Bitchin' Camaro, Bitchin' Camaro! Hey man where ya headed? Bitchin' Camaro, Bitchin' Camaro! I'm drunk on unleaded!

Tablature: Notes: For more in depth information, try looking at the file for the original version. As I mentioned in the album notes, Stephen Freind was a prominent pro-life activist. Comments: