THE DEAD MILKMEN When I Get To Heaven from Stoney's Extra Stout (Pig) Tabbed by: Ben Gladdle (moose9377@hotmail.com) Once again, just chords, but that really is pretty much it anyway for this one. There's a bit of fingerpicking during all the "Shaggs" bits, but you can figure that out, or just make something up. Lyrics: ------ Verse: F B G C If I go to Heaven it'll probably be a slum And all the pretty angels just might be packing guns And if I see St. Peter will he hit me up for cash Will I find the road to Jesus or just lose him in the trash Shaggs-bit: A The Shaggs were right C You're never going to please anybody A C Not in this world verse: If I go to Hell I might find it very dull Like an Amway convention or an endless shopping mall When all the innocent demons want to poke me with a fork Or just put me in a taxi and send me to New York Shaggs-bit: A C Scientists proved it years ago A C G# The Shaggs were much better than the Beatles C# B Maybe I'll return as an iguana F# A G# And lie upon a beach down in the Bahamas Shaggs-bit: Although ignored in their day The Shaggs are now recognised as the geniuses they were A E I just wanna know what happens when you die D G Do you walk down in a hole or float up to the sky D G Is it just a waste of water, when your widow cries Shaggs-bit: Oh don't tell me you've never heard of the Shaggs? verse: If the atheists are right then I have no need to worry For there is no great being whose favour I must curry And I'll be going nowhere once they lay me in the earth So why waste a sunday by going to church Shaggs-bit: If you really wanted to You could run out right now and buy a Shaggs record verse: If the atheists are wrong then I've got a bill that's due So should I be a Christian or a Moslem or a Jew Should I spend all day just praying on my knees And searching through the world for a deity to please Shaggs-bit: A Shaggs record would be a sound investment C# B If the atheists are right then I have no need to worry F# A G# For there is no great being whose favour I must curry Shaggs-bit: The fat peoples want what the skinny peoples got The skinny peoples want what the fat peoples got But all I've ever wanted is what the Shaggs got ? and my pal, Foot Foot End on A. From the Dead Milkmen Guitar Tab Project http://dmtabs.deadmilkmen.com/