THE DEAD MILKMEN Methodist Coloring Book from Metaphysical Graffiti Tabbed by: Ben Gladdle (moose9377@hotmail.com) Play it loud and scream along! You can pretty much play these chords anywhere. I play them higher up during the verse, and lower down during the other bits, but then pick open E and A chords for the last verse bit, so it's really up to you and what sounds good to you. Lyrics ------ E A You've got a methodist coloring book E and you color really well A But don't color outside the lines B or God will send you to Hell A E 'Cause God hates war A E and God hates crime A C#m a' but he really hates people D B who color outside the lines E A You've got a methodist coloring book E don't color outside the lines A 'Cause if God doesn't strike you with lightning B He'll at least make you go blind A E Good people get sent to the attic A E Bad people will roast in the cellar A C#m But there's a special kind a' Hell D B for those who just won't learn to color D A God is gracious, God is good E B so let's color in his book D A God wears cotton, God wears rayon E B He can mend a broken crayon D A God is honest, he don't take payola E F# A Let's all thank him for our Crayolas C# E F# A You got a methodist coloring book! C# E F# A You got a methodist coloring book! C# E You got a methodist coloring book! G# A Ah..oh..oh G# A Ah..oh..oh C# E F# A You got a methodist coloring book! C# E F# A You got a methodist coloring book! C# E You got a methodist coloring book! G# A Ah..oh..oh (pick your way through these chords) E A You've got a methodist coloring book E and you color really well A But don't color outside the lines B or God will send you to Hell End on B. From the Dead Milkmen Guitar Tab Project http://dmtabs.deadmilkmen.com/