Takin' Retards To The Zoo Available on: Big Lizard In My Backyard (Restless, 1985)                   Now We Are Ten (Self-Released, 1993) Sung by: Rodney Anonymous Length: 0:46

Lyrics: It's a boring day - I've got nothing to do Except to get a load of retards and drive 'em to the zoo Oh oh oh takin' retards to the zoo (x2) Load 'em on a bus just for laughs Down a winding road stepping on the gas Down a winding road just daydreaming Down a winding road with the retards screaming Oh oh oh takin' retards to the zoo (x2) One of them blowing a big spit bubble Slam on the brakes at the first sign of trouble Head on collision bodies everywhere Head on collision retards beware Oh oh oh takin' retards to the zoo (x2)

Tablature: Notes: Comments: It's stupid, non-PC, fast and 46 seconds long. What could be wrong? Seriously though, it is a bit wrong, and you'd never hear anything like this anymore, but you can forgive them as in 1985 it was acceptable. Well, more so than now, anyway. If it didn't have the laughter at the end, it'd make it under 40 seconds. Mike Brennan: A song about driving AND retards! Retards are awesome. There's a Spanish retarded midget in my school who's hilarious because when he arm wrestles you and wins, he'll lay the smackdown on you, and he'll also run up to a girl and grab her ass. Retarded people are awesome.