Punk Rock Girl

Available on: Beelzebubba (Enigma, 1988)
                  Punk Rock Girl - 7" single (Enigma, 1988/1989)
                  Death Rides a Pale Cow - The Ultimate Collection (Restless, 1997)
                  Cream of the Crop - The Best of the Dead Milkmen (BMG, 1998)

Alternate Versions: Chaos Rules - Live At The Trocadero (Restless, 1994)

Sung by: Joe Jack Talcum

Length: 2:39

Lyrics:

One Saturday I took a walk to Zipperhead
I met a girl there
And she almost knocked me dead
Punk rock girl please look at me
Punk rock girl what do you see?
Let's travel round the world
Just you and me punk rock girl

I tapped her on the shoulder
And said do you have a beau?
She looked at me and smiled
And said she did not know
Punk rock girl give me a chance
Punk rock girl let's go slamdance
We'll dress like Minnie Pearl
Just you and me punk rock girl

We went to the Phillie Pizza Company
And ordered some hot tea
The waitress said "Well no
We only have it iced"
So we jumped up on the table
And shouted "anarchy"
And someone played a Beach Boys song
On the jukebox
It was "California Dreamin'"
So we started screamin'
"On such a winter's day"

She took me to her parents
For a Sunday meal
Her father took one look at me
And he began to squeal
Punk rock girl it makes no sense
Punk rock girl your dad is the Vice President
Rich as the Duke of Earl
Yeah you're for me punk rock girl

We went to a shopping mall
And laughed at all the shoppers
And security guards trailed us
To a record shop
We asked for Mojo Nixon
They said "He don't work here"
We said "If you don't got Mojo Nixon
Then your store could use some fixin'"

We got into a car
Away we started rollin'
I said "How much you pay for this?"
She said "Nothing man, it's stolen"
Punk rock girl you look so wild
Punk rock girl let's have a child
We'll name her Minnie Pearl
Just you and me
Eating fudge banana swirl
Just you and me
We'll travel round the world
Just you and me punk rock girl

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Notes:

No Rodney - Apparently Rodney was absent from the studio when this song was conceived/recorded.

Zipperhead - A punk clothing etc. store, located at 407 South Street in Philadelphia.

Minnie Pearl - An actor and country musician who died of cancer and has her own foundation.

Philly Pizza Company - Just down the road from Zipperhead if you're doing the Milkmen Tour (not that I have yet), at 418 South St Philadelphia.

California Dreamin' - OK, it was recorded by the Beach Boys closer to the time of this song, but I think it was originally by The Mamas & the Papas.

Mojo Nixon - Often categorized as being similar to the Dead Milkmen, Mojo has had quite a few solo albums and some with Skid Roper, and probably a host of others. I don't own any myself, but have been moderately amused by Debbie Gibson is Pregnant With My Two-Head Love Child, and Elvis is Everywhere (Michael J. Fox has no Elvis in him). Hmm, maybe my record collection could use some fixin'...

You can also see the file for the Chaos Rules version here.


Comments:

By the far the most famous Dead Milkmen song. Even made it onto high rotation on MTV. Since coming to know the other stuff, there are quite a few songs I like more, but I still dig it. Even though it's unfashionable to admit to it, due to its underservedly bad reputation. It's not right that this song gets acknowledged over all the other fine DM produce, but it ain't bad either. The stolen/rollin' rhyme is so predictable, but I love it all the same.

Rodney says (re: least favourite DM song): Hmmm...I'm sooo tempted to say "Punk Rock Girl". Bitchin' Camaro was a real pain to play night-after-night, but at least I could ad lib during the intro. Punk Rock Girl is a cute song, and I'll take bad over cute any day. Plus, I think that having a "hit" lead - in the long run - to our demise. OK. I'm going with Punk Rock Girl. Oh, and most of that last CD was crap.