Milkmen Stomp

Available on: Now We Are Ten (Self Released, 1993)
                  Death Rides a Pale Cow - The Ultimate Collection (Restless, 1997)

Sung by: Rodney Anonymous

Length: -

Lyrics:

This next song is dedicated to the members of Why Guy(?)
and it's called Milkmen Stomp

We are the Milkmen
We are the Milkmen
We are the Milkmen
Stomp stomp stomp
We are the Milkmen
The fucking Milkmen
We are the Milkmen
Stomp stomp stomp

We are not F.O.D.
We are not Little Gentlemen
We are not Seed of Terror
We are not McRad

We are the Milkmen
We are the Milkmen
Dead Milkmen
Stomp stomp stomp
We are the Milkmen
The Dead Milkmen
We are the Milkmen
Stomp stomp stomp

We are not Blunder Boys
We are not Circle of Shit
We are not F.O.D.
We are not an art fag band

We are not a local band
We are from outer space
We don't even give a damn
We will probably smash your face

Stomp The Dead Milkmen
We are The Dead Milkmen
We are The Dead Milkmen
We are The Dead Milkmen

Tablature:

None. And there never will be! It's just a random mess.

Joe even said on the message board that (to the best of his knowledge) there wasn't any set tunelessness. It was just random noise, made up on the spot.


Notes:

Why Guy(?) - Y Guy, Wise Guy? I just can't quite hear it.

Little Gentlemen, Seed of Terror, McRad, Blunder Boys, Circle of Shit - ???

F.O.D. - (From the Official Site's FAQ) 'Stands for "Flag of Democracy" - a great band from Philly who are still around. I think they have some CD's out on a German label. We used to play and go to the local all ages hardcore punk shows back in the mid 80's with them.' Does not stand for Fuck Off and Die a la the Green Day song :) F.O.D. are also mentioned in Nutrition.

Art fag band - The first mention of art fags. Followed up in Instant Club Hit (You'll Dance To Anything).


Comments:

This song has the funniest verse in any DM song (We are not a local band...) No matter how many times I hear it, I still almost vomit from laughing too much!