Labor Day

Available on: Now We Are Ten (Self Released, 1993)
                  Death Rides a Pale Cow - The Ultimate Collection (Restless, 1997)

Sung by: Rodney Anonymous

Length: -

Lyrics:

On my TV screen
Every Labor Day
Fuckin' Jerry Lewis
Make him go away
Make him go away
Make him go away
He's fucked up my Labor Day
Make him go away

One, two, three, four!

Jerry Lewis
I'm comin' to get ya
You're gonna run, you're gonna hide
Jerry Lewis
This squad's gonna get ya
And make you commit TV suicide

Give him 24 hours
He'll do what he please
He'd be on welfare
If it weren't for this disease

His eyes get red
And his face gets mean
I guess that's what you get
When you take amphetamine

One, two, earth, shoe!

Jerry Lewis
I'm comin' to get ya
You're gonna run, you're gonna hide
Jerry Lewis
This squad's gonna get ya
And make you commit TV suicide

In France they appreciate me
In France they know I'm a genius
(stupid Jerry Lewis noise)

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Notes:

Labor Day - Is celebrated on the first Monday in September in the United States, Puerto Rico, the Canal Zone, and the Virgin Islands.

Jerry Lewis - Was partnered with Dean Martin in one of the most successful combinations in movie history. Were the number 1 box office attraction of the '50s. Is considered a genius in France for his inane slapstick. Tom Chalifour (from Funky Farm) has kindly informed me that Jerry Lewis is responsible for a Telethon every Labor Day to help handicapped kids.


Comments:

I love how angry Rodney sounds in this one.