Air Crash Museum Available on: Eat Your Paisley (Restless, 1986) Sung by: Rodney Anonymous Length: 1:42

Lyrics: Went out to feed the cattle And to my surprise My lawn was full of bodies Just a gatherin' up the flies A big ol' jet liner Had dropped from out of the sky Well I was so darn happy that I couldn't believe my eyes We're gonna stuff 'em Put 'em on display 'tween Patsy Cline and Buddy Holly Loadin' up my tractor Gonna take the bodies inside Betty Lou will bring the sawdust And I've got the formaldehyde I'm callin' up my neighbours Tell 'em all to drop by A body stuffin' party And we'll bake some kidney pie We're gonna stuff 'em Put 'em on display 'tween Patsy Cline and Buddy Holly We'll have our own air crash museum People lined for miles just to see 'em Jim Croce's in the corner The Big Bopper's by the stairs Ricky Nelson's in the kitchen But nobody cares

Tablature: Notes: The Plane Crashes: Patsy Cline - Died at the age of 30 in March 1963 in a plane crash. Buddy Holly & The Big Bopper - On February 3 1959, Buddy Holly, The Big Bopper and Ritchie Valens were killed in an airplane crash. Jim Croce - Died in a plane crash over Natchitoches, Louisiana. Ricky Nelson - Died along with his fiancee in a private plane crash on December 31, 1985 at the age of 45. Formaldehyde - A colorless gaseous compound, HCHO, the simplest aldehyde, used for manufacturing melamine and phenolic resins, fertilizers, dyes, and embalming fluids and in aqueous solution as a preservative and disinfectant. Comments: Possibly in slightly poor taste, but who wants to be politically correct all the time? This one ain't great, but it ain't bad at all. Mike Brennan: One of the songs I can sing and play bass to at the same time, but I wish I could remember all the words. Quite a catchy goody.